Tuesday, January 13, 2009

The elevator diet

  • We are slammed here at work, no one is going out for lunch. Quite unusual that everyone skips lunch out. Wish I could get some time at the microwave. Guess I will have to take a number.
  • We have 7 floors and a basement in my tower, why are there 8 levels of windows?
  • I found two gray hairs on my head... ripped them out with a vengeance.
  • My two year old is a mother- hen. He told me not to say "Shut up" Yesterday. He was right.
  • I changed my classic cookie recipe, and made the best cookies ever, now if I can just remember it next time.
  • I have started the elevator diet, AVOID THEM. (Maybe it counter- acts the great cookie binge...)
  • Being a hypocrite takes too much thought for me...
  • I can not be stressed or angry or any sort of unhappy listening to Dave Matthews.
  • I have lived off of Dave Matthews for the past two weeks...
  • I am a big fan of closure, even agreeing to disagree, as long as it's done.
  • I just moved my picture frame .5 degrees to the left, because it wasn't angled correctly.
  • Money IS the root of everything evil.
  • I love what money CAN get me.
  • This book that I am creating at work is cutting up my fingers, literally blood, sweat and tears are going into this thing. I better get a raise.
  • I have chosen to IGNORE politics and news for a few months, just like the government.

1 comment:

abbienormyl said...

I had some of the field crew in my office hanging pictures today...what fun...a little to the left, no up...wait a second go back to the right, now go down just a tad...maybe the other picture would look better on that wall...
no I like it better the way you had it initially...abusing the help...ahhhh the simple pleasures in life...I am so bad